Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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