try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
