You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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