white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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