you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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