Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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