I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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