I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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