found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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