Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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