i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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