How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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