Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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