Welp...herpes.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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