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(248): View more from Michigan

no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.

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(970): View more from Colorado

There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song

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(818): View more from California

look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it

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(909): View more from California

I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?

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