The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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