toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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