gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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