If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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