I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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