Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
where am i from again
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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