Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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