it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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