your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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