So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You were trust falling into bushes
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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