The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
