I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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