So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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