remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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