Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize