just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
