he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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