i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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