at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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