if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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