Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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