Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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