I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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