So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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