even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
you never un-have a 4some
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize