Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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