The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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