so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
