he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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