Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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