I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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