i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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