I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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I just googled if crying burns calories
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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