Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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