It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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