4 words: hood of his car
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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