In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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