try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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