wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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