he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
There r osticjed everywhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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