Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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